As a red-haired, freckled Irish-American, I wish to spread some St Patrick’s cheer today with some really corny jokes, my favorite type.
Question: Why did the leprechaun go outside?
Answer: To sit on his paddy-o.
Question: What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball ⚾team?
Answer: Shortstop.
Question: What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?
Answer: Brag-pipes
Question: What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Answer: Lucky Charms
Question: Why do leprechauns hate running?
Answer: They’d rather jig than jog!
Question: What should you say to someone running a St. Paddy’s Day marathon?
Answer: Irish you luck!
Question: Why couldn’t the leprechaun pay his bar tab on St. Paddy’s Day?
Answer: He was a little short!
This blog is dedicated to my son, Patrick O’Callaghan Wilds, named for his great, great grandfather. :D